I regret nothing

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 01/03/2015 at 20:32 • Filed to: None

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jvirgs drives a Subaru > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:37

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LOLZ

Scary__goongala! > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:37

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First rule of crossfit, YOU MUST TALK ABOUT CROSSFIT

Leadbull > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:44

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I'm sure one will come along and tell you how quiet they ACTUALLY are.

Manuél Ferrari > Scary__goongala! 01/03/2015 at 20:45

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Second rule of crossfit: you must discard your friends and only hang out with crossfit people

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:45

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I made a laughing sound. I'm sad I can only award one star, funniest joke I've heard so far this year!

whoarder is tellurium > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:52

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Pegg'd it.

EL_ULY > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:56

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can work with a Texan, Liberal Arts major, gluten free person, ex military, Mustang bro, and smug foreigner (from Europe).

Ryan A. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 20:57

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I'm guessing no one at that bar went to Harvard. Know how you can tell if someone's been to Harvard? He'll tell you.

ViperGuy21 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 21:08

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Why can I only give one star?

45bullets > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 21:38

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prepare for the anti-joke:

an Irishman, a muslim, a Christian, a gay, and a frenchmen walk into a bar. What a great example of an integrated community.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 21:40

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Agrajag > Ryan A. 01/03/2015 at 21:52

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My mother had a friend who used to come around when I was a child. I always thought she was British because of her accent. Turns out she was born in Germany, raised in Canada, but attended Harvard. Within minutes she would find a way to say "You know, I went to Harvard."

Me:

j.davism5 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2015 at 22:41

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Fucking. Oath.